You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
