Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
she smelled like a LAN party
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You took a bar mat shot.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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