how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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