found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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