His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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