we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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