If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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