I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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