Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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