I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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