OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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