Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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