what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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