I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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