that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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