she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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