The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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