He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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