bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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