Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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