there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
