ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I still have a little drunk in my system
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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