If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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