The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
