Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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