If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
