In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I need help removing her.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
