Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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