i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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