Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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