life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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