my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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