your room smells of hookers.
And success
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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