Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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