Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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