i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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