Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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