But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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