What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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