: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Every concussion has its silver lining
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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