i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
sex in a hospital.. check
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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