Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
its liver damage thursday
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
