No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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