Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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