You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just cut my nipple shaving
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
