My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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