Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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