Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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