Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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