She is in my trunk
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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