If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Randomize
