You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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