Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I am midnight drunk by noon
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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