I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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