I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do herpes really smell.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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